1. You’re ordering a hot fudge sundae. Do you order it with nuts or without?
No nuts for me please – just ice cream and hot fudge.
2. You’re buying a jar of peanut butter: which brand do you buy most often? Creamy or crunchy?
We don’t usually eat a lot of peanut butter. But I like Jiff. I like smooth and creamy. Yummmm
3. What was the last kind of nut you remember eating?
This morning I ate a Snickers. So, I guess that means a regular peanut.
4. Take the quiz: What nut are you?
You are very unique and distinct. You may even freak some people out.
Most people don’t really know how to interact with you.
You get along best with anyone who is super sweet.
But you really do get along with almost anyone. You just need a chance to wow them.
5. This one will do a lot to indicate where you’re from: when you hear someone refer to “boiled peanuts,” are you intrigued or grossed out?
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm – The best kind is in a big pot on the side of the road being sold by the old man sitting on tailgate of his rundown pick up truck. Yummmm On the road between Montgomery AL and Dothan AL there is a little place called The Nut Hut. You can get some good ones there too.
6. What is your favorite synonym for the other kind of nut, as in “a lunatic?”
Hmmmm – "crazy" maybe.